Brace Yourself

Okay, brace yourself - it is about poop...

So, I haven't really posted about poop in awhile, because there just really has not been any good news to share. Tyler has been doing horrible. I think God is using this situation to humble me - I never thought I would have a 4 year old who wasn't fully potty trained. However, I do have one small bit of good news to report. He went to school today and kept clean pants all day!!! Yeah Tyler. That is huge for us because he has not been doing well this past week at all. We are going to keep trying. Everyone assures me that there are no kindergarteners out there who are pooping their pants. Hehehe, maybe if Tyler is still doing this when he starts kindergarten we can make headlines or something. Maybe Dateline will, like, come to my house and interview us about what we are doing wrong! MAYBE...the NANNY will make a free visit to our house out of the sheer goodness of her heart. I wonder if I would look good on Dr. Phil. I mean, can't you just see Dr. Phil sitting on the edge of his chair with that smile on his face.." So you say you've tried everything, well, we are going to examine that more, right after this." Then they break for, like, a urinary incontinence commercial or something. Come on, you know the ones - The pill with the cure may cause internal bleeding, nose bleeds, swelling of the hands and feet and severe abdominal cramping. No thanks, I will just keep running to the bathroom! Okay, I'm rambling! The point is that he did good today and hopefully I will not have to appear on Dateline or Dr. Phil.